Turok.

Another tiny LOVEFiLM review I'm gonna adapt into a slightly longer review to pad this blog out a little. So also forgive this review for possible waffling or short length (I don't think I waffled in the John Carpenter's Vampires review though).

So why did I even play this piece of shit in the first place? Well at the time LOVEFiLM was new to me and my list was small (and that apparently screws up their system), so I was furiously adding anything I took even the smallest bit of interest in in the past and sadly this came first. I think they did it on purpose, they know my first two months are free, so they decided to send me all the shit on my list! Yeah, that's it! 

Right, the game, yeah. You're chasing down some guy in the future and crash on a planet and there's some dinosaurs on it and you abandoned your squad in the past and people bully you for it or at least thats what they think but actually--OH SCREW IT! Who gives a fuck? It's just an excuse to go to an island and kill some motherfucking dinosaurs and who the hell needs and excuse to kill motherfucking dinosaurs? Honestly now!

And according to myself on LOVEFiLM, I thought this game was a piece of shit. I thought the checkpoints were way to far apart and I thought you died way too fucking fast (from bullets, dinosaurs seemed to have a real hard time killing you for some reason, I mean why is there no cover system? It should be as standard for a modern FPS) but I bet those fags who say, 'Ninja Gaiden was the easiest game EVER! I beat it during an earthquake I SLEPT through' will love this game, but those guys are douches and liars and insecure (nothing against them or anything though, obviously). I thought the balance was off since a knife was ultimate ownage and all other guns were really fucking hard to aim. I mean seriously, how do you screw up a game where you fight dinosaurs guys? 


Think about it!



-Locke.