Delayed movie number two, here goes! To be honest this would have been out much sooner but this movie was a chore to get through. Anyway enjoy! (and no I won't be watching the sequels and reviewing them.)
Okay I guess that isn't completely fair there are a few enjoyable things in this movie. The little we see of Tall Man makes him seem an interesting villain, I mean at least he is actually a character of sorts, he makes a nice change from the demon/ghost/possesy thing that is the enemy of every modern horror movie. He is some kind of Super Strong invincible alien that has custard running through his veins, can shape shift into a hot blonde babe, fingers that when cut off turn into monster bugs and spheres that seem to have minds of their own armed with forks and drills.
Although Tall Man is let down by the fact he comes from a planet of great heat and intense gravity so everyone is a dwarf (yeah I know that makes no sense in itself) but going by the movie's logic why is he so tall then? Yeah, don't expect any explanations because nothing is explained here. How any of his tech works, why and how he turns dead bodies into dwarf zombie custard slaves, what his world is exactly is, it's all just kinda there so you better believe this movie's narrative is an incoherent mess. It even has a double twist ending which I'm not even going to bother to explain, it makes no fucking sense.
So do I recommend this? Fuck no, this film is just awful. It makes no sense. The acting sucks. It looks cheap. Feels cheap. This is just a steaming pile of shit, avoid at all costs.
Think About It!
-Locke.
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